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What should you do if you find from Flashcomment Snake jokes Jokes
What should you do if you find a snake sleeping in your bed ? Sleep in the wardrobe !

Whats a snakes favourite dance Snake rattle from Flashcomment Snake jokes Jokes
What's a snakes favourite dance ? Snake, rattle & roll !

Why cant you trust snakes They speak from Flashcomment Snake jokes Jokes
Why can't you trust snakes ? They speak with forked tongues !

Have you heard about the slippery eel from Flashcomment Snake jokes Jokes
Have you heard about the slippery eel ? Didn't think so, you wouldn't be able to grasp it !sna

What do you call a snake that from Flashcomment Snake jokes Jokes
What do you call a snake that is trying to become a bird ? A feather boa !sna

What do you get if you cross from Flashcomment Snake jokes Jokes
What do you get if you cross a trumpet and a serpent ? A snake in the brass !

What is a snakes favourite opera Wriggletto from Flashcomment Snake jokes Jokes
What is a snakes favourite opera ? Wriggletto !

Which hand would you use to pick from Flashcomment Snake jokes Jokes
Which hand would you use to pick up a dangerous snake ? Someone else's !

What snakes are good at sums Adders from Flashcomment Snake jokes Jokes
What snakes are good at sums ? Adders !

Whats a snakes favourite TV program Monty from Flashcomment Snake jokes Jokes
What's a snakes favourite TV program ? Monty Python!

What do you get if you cross from Flashcomment Snake jokes Jokes
What do you get if you cross a snake and a pig ? A boar constrictor !

What is another word for a python from Flashcomment Snake jokes Jokes
What is another word for a python ? A mega-bite !

What did the snake say when offered from Flashcomment Snake jokes Jokes
What did the snake say when offered a piece of cheese ? Thanks, I'll just have a sliver !

Why wouldnt the snake go on the from Flashcomment Snake jokes Jokes
Why wouldn't the snake go on the weighing maching ? Because he had his own scales !

Whats a snakes favourite food Hiss Cakes from Flashcomment Snake jokes Jokes
What's a snake's favourite food ? Hiss Cakes !

What do you get if you cross from Flashcomment Snake jokes Jokes
What do you get if you cross a snake and a lego set ? A boa constructor !

What do you do if you find from Flashcomment Snake jokes Jokes
What do you do if you find a black mamba in your toilet? Wait until he's finished.

What do you get if you cross from Flashcomment Snake jokes Jokes
What do you get if you cross a snake with a hotdog? A fangfurther.

Q What kind of snake is good from Flashcomment Snake jokes Jokes
Q: What kind of snake is good at math? A: An adder.

A old snake goes to see his from Flashcomment Snake jokes Jokes
A old snake goes to see his Doctor. "Doc, I need something for my eyes...can't see well these days". The Doc fixes him up with a pair of glasses and tells him to return in 2 weeks. The snake comes back in 2 weeks and tells the doctor he's very depressed. Doc says, "What's the problem...didn't the glasses help you?" "The glasses are fine doc, I just discovered I've been living with a water hose the past 2 years!"